why are clothes so expensive like i want a jacket not another limb
i don’t wanna have sex
i want a razor scooter goddammit
liar
look bruh
you can either have sex and feel shitty afterwards
or get the sickest air of your life
the choice is obvious
OH MY GOD MY MOM WAS USING HER EMAIL ON MY COMPUTER AND SHE’S HOPELESS AT COMPUTERS AND SHE MINIMIZED HER EMAIL BY ACCIDENT AND SAW MY KINDLE WINDOW OPEN WITH REALLY REALLY EXPLICIT SUPERNATURAL GAY FANFICTION (DESTIEL IF YOU WERE WONDERING)
I WALK IN AND SHE’S BLUSHING AND SHE GOES “I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED MAKENNA GET ME BACK”
I BLAMED IT ON HER I SAID OH MY GOD MOM WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! WHAT SORT OF THINGS ARE YOU READING MOM?! AND SHE BOUGHT IT
For a children’s show, Adventure Time is full of adult fears
Being unable to care for your child
Being overpowered by your child
Being manipulated into an abusive relationship
Being attacked by your spouse
Depression and attempted suicide
Threat of miscarriage
Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s
Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse
It’s demographic has never been kids, it’s always been teens and young adults, op, where’ve you been
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
So I’m doing this extra credit project for Statistics to help me pass the class, and I have like twice as many boys as I do have girls (because some of my classes are male-heavy), and I need like 30-ish more girls to have an about equal amount.
PLEASE GO AND PARTICIPATE IN THIS (boys and girls, it doesn’t matter, I know there are a majority of girls on tumblr). I’d really appreciate it!!!1
I’ll be queuing this a few more times today and tomorrow because tonight is the magic mountain senior event
and if you guys do this, I promise I’ll make a ton of crap over the weekend in thanks!!
we-hunt-monsters-not-dinkelberg:
Today in school I was walking down the hallway to go to the bathroom and some dude walked out of a classroom and tripped me by accident and I was thinking about Thor 2 so i just like blurted out “HOW DARE YOU ATTACK THE SON OF ODIN” and he just looked at me and looked down at his shirt and it was an Avenegrs shirt and I think i made a friend guys.
I SHIP IT
DO I HEAR… WEDDING BELLS?
there is nothing romantic about being a mess and flunking out of school and crying in therapist’s offices and i wish movies would stop romanticizing this kind of thing bc it’s actually very shitty
that murder victim was totally asking for it, walking around with their vital organs all vulnerable
#that’s what they get for going out in public without a suit of armor
i-was-promised-a-fluffy-chicken:
Last one for today, i promise.
OMG ARE THOSE FEM!DOCTORS?
theyre perfect and every single way
I’M JUST SHOUTING TO EMPHASIZE MY POINT BUT I THINK THAT THE WHOVIANS SHOULD ALL MAKE A PACT THAT IF JOHN HURT TURNS OUT TO BE A LOST REGENERATION WE REFER TO HIM AS A LOST REGENERATION
THE DOCTORS ALL KEEP THEIR NAMES, NINE STAYS NINE, TEN STAYS TEN, TENTOO STAYS TENTOO (HE WAS TECHNICALLY AN ELEVENTH REGENERATION ANYWAY) AND ELEVEN STAYS ELEVEN
IT DOESN’T HAVE TO CHANGE
PROBLEM SOLVED
THE FANDOMS DECIDE THE TRUTH PEOPLE
WE ARE THE LIFEBLOOD OF THE STORY
